
Free Song. $0.00!
“Robert Dziekanski at the Vancouver Airport” by Bob Wiseman.
From SoundCloud (on the internets!).
You need to click the link to make the song appear.
You should really listen to it.
What a Deal.


Hair cut. $8! Plus a free gift (my gift was a box of tissues).
It get even better! A sign on the wall says:
Having trouble paying for hair care?
Pay what you can or get a great hair style and just say “thank you.”
AIN’T THAT THE BEST?
Heather’s Hair Salon.
What a Deal.
(note: above photo of Heather was taken shortly before Christmas, hence her festive hat)

Cervical Collar. $12.69!
With extra-long closures to adjust to most neck sizes!
From Shoppers Drug Mart.
What a Deal.



Look! It’s an insane amount of cookies. They cost $36.25! From the Peek Freans Cookie Outlet.
I bought: 4 large bags of broken Garden Cremes, a cardboard box of Chips Ahoy, 10 sleeves of some weird type of tea cookie & a box of mint Oreos.
All of the cookies ended up together as the stage set for the Trampoline Hall lecture series on September 10th. The entire audience got to take home cookies after the show.
What a Deal.



(Special thanks to Blanca Marcela López for helping with cookie transport & set up)
It’s been brought to my attention that not everyone understood the magnitude of amazingness when viewing The Amazing Heat Pack.
Listen up guys, this is from a press release put out by Comfort Now:
Not since the 1920 invention of the Band-Aid has such a groundbreaking first aid product been released as The Amazing Heat Pack… Excitement for The Amazing Heat Pack product line was apparent at the 2008 ECRM, where retailers were abuzz over the only first aid product capable of producing instant moist heat therapy, proven to be the most effective treatment for pain relief. Unlike products that require pain sufferers to use a microwave or endure a 30-minute activation delay, a specially formulated chemical compound inside The Amazing Heat Pack independently heats in just 15 seconds and stays hot for 45 minutes.
I have re-edited my video, adding some slow motion sequences and additional titles. WATCH IT AGAIN.


Fake Fendi Boots. $8.99!
From the Goodwill.
The lady at the cash thought that they were real for a second.
What a Deal.
Look at this! It’s a video. A video of a deal.